drunk Denver woman decided last week that an abstract expressionist painting worth more than $30 million was missing a little something.
Carmen Lucette Tisch was arrested on charges of criminal mischief after police said she punched Clyfford Still’s “1957-J no.2″ painting. She then dropped her pants and rubbed her rear end on the art work.
Apparently still unsatisfied, Tisch allegedly tried to urinate on the painting, but only managed to wet herself and the floor.
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